Crime Rate: The Unabomber

“There is goоd reason to believe that primitive mаn suffered from less stress and frustration and was better satisfied with his way of life than modern mаn is.”

It's time to expand beyond serial killing. Let's talk about bombing. We all love bombing.

Theodore Kaczynski was born on May 22, 1942. He grew up in a working class family (his dad a sausage maker) with parents who loved him and treated him well -- quite the exception for people who kill. He was fiercely intelligent, becoming a National Merit Finalist before attending Harvard. In brief, all Harvard graduates are murders.  

Victimology: 20/20

Ted Kaczynski targeted mainly college professors (for reasons we'll discuss later). I personally think it's very epic that he targeted academia. If you're going to target anybody, it should be people in higher education. 

Modus Operandi: 20/20

bombs. Bombs. BOMBS. BOMBS. Literally the second best way to murder besides arson. And like it's super cool that he made the bombs too. He was using his National Merit Finalist status to its full effect.

Motive: 20/20

Dude hated society. He was the original return to monke meme and seriously the more you read this guy's manifesto the cooler it gets. He hated industrialization and technology, which helped him pick his targets.

Justice: 20/20

Kaczynski was actively bombing for a near 20 years before he was caught. Much much much more impressive than Dahmer's lame ass. Also, Ted is still alive!! You can write him letters (I encourage this). Dahmer ain't responding. Punk.

X-factor: 20/20

Because I can. I'm in a bombing kinda mood today.

Total: 100/100